By gassymomma - 28/04/2014 16:58 - United States - Sparta

Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML
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gassymomma 4

Op here, I really didn't expect this to get posted. I'm 8 months pregnant so gas has become part of my daily life. I don't normal mind admitting to it but he was so worried about making sure I was safe I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just gas that scared him. Later that day while we were just sitting on the couch I farted again and he made a joke that there must be a whale at the window.

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Welshite 39

The burglar was an excuse. He was really checking the house for exposed flames or electrical circuits.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Well at least ya know he is willing to make sure all is safe and good

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dDailydDosage 8

Twist: He knew it was you and just wanted to not embarrass you. What a gentleman lol

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Shopduster 9

What did you eat?? Did you blow the sheets off the bed? I laugh when I do that, you shouldn't be embarrassed.. That's impressive

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CB_LAZ3 11

You may want to lay off on the Mexican good for a while

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maggiefox 25

If it's your husband, why do you care? It's not like he's a boyfriend.

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energizerbunny23 18

By the sounds of things your husband is a pretty good guy, anyone else would have gone back to sleep. I'm sure he didn't need to know it was a fart, instead of a robber

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sexpectations 15

he's your husband, how could you leave him worried like that for something so small

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Tinad01 12

Nothing wrong with letting him think he heard someone. Plus, while he is checking the house, that gives the smell time to clear.

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