Animals: Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He...

By clutzirella - 07/08/2015 06:32 - United States - Bradenton

Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML

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clutzirella 17

Saturday 8 August 2015 5:30

the snake is not dead or bitten. I knew what I was doing and the rat is dead and eaten. they were all buddy for a matter of 20 minutes.

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martin29417 11

Friday 7 August 2015 14:07

Your Phyton is probably not hungry right now or something is wrong with his stomach

Feklfekl2222 32

Friday 7 August 2015 14:08

As soon as he gets hungry he'll eat it, so unless the rat shows signs he wants to bite your Python I wouldn't worry

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fmyinternet 13

Thursday 8 September 2016 16:43

Ball python right? They are especially hard to feed, picky little things. Lol, :3

icecreamisrad 13

Sunday 2 February 2020 17:46

You deserve it. I hope you get bit. Rats are amazing pets. Asshole.

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