Miscellaneous: Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an...

FML for mobile
Free

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 93 385

You deserved it 34 854

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 339

You deserved it 35 157

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 658

You deserved it 48 075

I want to speak to the manager of this school

By WHYYY - 20/04/2023 10:00

Today, I accidentally fell asleep in class due to a new medication I’ve started. My teacher also thought it would be funny to blow an air horn in my ear in front of everyone, scaring me half to death. I’m currently pissed off while waiting to take this up with administration as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 821

You deserved it 277

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 080

You deserved it 34 245

Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 617

You deserved it 869

By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 717

You deserved it 8 488

By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 679

You deserved it 29 305

By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 494

You deserved it 10 397

Right in the kisser

By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 406

You deserved it 247

By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 660

You deserved it 59 290

f0rged 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:00

Major fail on your teacher's part...

sensual_kidney 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

LOL thats freakin hilarious. if she isn't hot, say you're sorry if she is, take her out to dinner to show her you're sorry

Comments

ladybeatle 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:28

one of my teachers in high school did that- use an airhorn I mean. he would also brush his teeth during class though...

Marysenjo 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:29

hahaha i'm really sorry, but imagining that just cracked me up XD

terimaa 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:30

70, for real hahaha. FHL. dude that sucks on both ends, but i have to admit this made me actually laugh out loud.

zoopooz 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:32

This is not an fml, how often do you get to punch someone in the face in class, let alone a girl, and get away with it. You just got a 'punch someone in the face for free' card and you are spitting all over it. For shame.

dcapp 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:36

thats so ****** hilaroius

Nandian90 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:38

Tell your professor to please to not wake you up in class due to random violence LOL!

pushinglimits_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:42

ROCK ON!!!

ChartreusePony 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:47

Don't worry, I accidentally gave a classmate a concussion when I turned around and knocked a large wood panel over (I still have no idea why it was even there in the first place). Your teacher should have thought before doing something like that. I'm sure it was terribly embarrassing but it's not your fault.