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Oh of course, what a nice considerate prof you have. If we fall asleep in our lectures we have to go to the prof house for dinner as punishment, and you don't want to know what we have for desert...
I bet u started moaning;)
I dozed off in class once. woke up in a barn with only cowboy boots on and a whip in my hand. lesson learned.
oh well lucky for you I have an emergency camera inserted into my anal cavity so as soon as I woke up I yanked it right out and put it to work. I also pulled out some car keys. they weren't mine.
everyone falls alseep during lecture ydi for getting caught
Did you cry?
I had Glandular fever and Toxo during my final year, I fell asleep during every class, in the shower, tying my shoelaces. I think the only thing that saved me from being caught asleep was that in my struggle to keep my eyes from closing, i would wind up asleep bolt upright with my eyes open.. I simply couldn't stop it and as a result they would dry out from lack of blinking. Took me years to recover from being lethargic. As funny and creative as these tactics are, I think these teachers are also a bit cruel. Some of these kids could have had sleeping illnesses. Waking up ached all over, particularly waking up to shock. Which was why i used to get so angry when i would overhear teachers bitching about kids yawning in class. People should really be more aware.
you have an awesome teacher
did you have to write on the board something like bart simpson always has to?
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you have an awesome teacher
Ha. That sounds hilarious. Look on the bright side, you got to sleep for 3 hours... undisturbed.