Money: Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing....

By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

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HEY YOU

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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Get back here!

By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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The Child Catcher

By Not a child hater - 30/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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Synnie 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:11

Smart guy. Crap. There goes our only advantage.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:11

YDI for keeping your wallet in your backpack.

Comments

DrunkenValor 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 17:00

FYL, clearly the thief was a master criminal. At least now you'll have a foot note in his biography.

Brey1013 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 17:07

OWNED. YDI for not being more aware

sretter 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 17:11

FِAKE, how could you know this?

LeCielNousAide 7

Tuesday 22 September 2009 17:35

don't keep your wallet in a backpack. that is just about the dumbest thing you could do. ALWAYS keep your wallet in your FRONT pocket, around your neck on a lanyard (like i do for college because i also keep my keys on it), or in a purse with a strap that's long enough to sling around your body diagonally. oh, and i know the 300 character limit prevents you from saying if you were listening to an ipod/music or not, but don't do that either. be more aware of your surroundings. FYL for having no wallet and probably credit cards too, but YDI for keeping the wallet in your backpack and/or not being more aware.

moonlight_daze 8

Tuesday 22 September 2009 18:18

I'm sure all the bible-thumpin' and shotgun totin’ in Arkansas is much better.

plexico 3

Tuesday 22 September 2009 19:07

For a loser like you, getting a tug from a nice stranger is probably worth the contents of your ignorant, bumpkin wallet. For a "rub and tug," you'd have to give away your whole backpack.