By Hamden824 - 25/05/2016 20:04 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I felt an itch on my neck. naturally, I scratched it. After about 5 minutes of scratching, I realized that I've been scratching a dead fly on the back of my neck. FML
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Hamden824 23

Hey guys! OP here. So happy this got published! And to clear this up, the fly felt like a bump, that's why I kept scratching. Love your comments though! Keep them coming!

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ryand82 11

You scratched for 5 minutes before figuring out it was a fly?

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Devtyro 14

Can we call you the Lord of the Flies???

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Comments

JETarchitect 32

I'm still confused as to how it took you so long to realize it was a fly. or was it something smaller than the average house fly that I'm picturing?

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Hamden824 23

Like I said before. The fly felt like a bump to me, so I kept scratching. I have very dry skin so I scratch a lot and I'm also a germaphobe, so it wasn't pleasant when I noticed I was scratching a bug.

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Hamden824 23

Hey guys! OP here. So happy this got published! And to clear this up, the fly felt like a bump, that's why I kept scratching. Love your comments though! Keep them coming!

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Cerebral_Origami 5

I did the same thing yesterday only instead of a dead fly it was a live tick.

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beautfldisasta 12

I got goosebumps reading this.

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