Geek: Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames"...

By Nick - 13/05/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

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By theskippster - 30/05/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 23:02 - Canada

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

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By ButtWorthSingingBout - 01/01/2015 18:16 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By solitaire - 20/07/2013 08:14 - United States - Enumclaw

Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

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By Slash - 16/06/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

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MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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Good_old_Grim 8

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:29

Woah... that song is hardcore - you are now my idol.

mucrew 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:28

please go out and get a life :D haha jkjk its a hard song

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disguy115 4

Saturday 29 December 2012 1:37

congratulations?

Pot14 9

Sunday 15 September 2013 12:31

on expert?

Moonlightring 14

Tuesday 24 June 2014 7:20

I cant get past 4% through that song on expert xD i've been playing GH3 for years now and i still cant do it. Congrats to you, man!

beastwill64 16

Tuesday 24 June 2014 23:57

That's a huge accomplishment, It would be the biggest in my life if I had done it

thatnewgirl 16

Sunday 28 September 2014 5:43

I beat that song so easily how could you not?

hegchog12 18

Wednesday 25 February 2015 18:55

That was a hard song. Life well lived I say

KCC25 10

Saturday 28 March 2015 4:40

Pretty frickin big accomplishment.

Chris_1163187222 15

Tuesday 30 January 2018 5:54

My niece finished that first try.. shes 7..

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