Love: Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been...

By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

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Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

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By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 14:29

Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML

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Doesn't add up

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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You deserved it 878

By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML

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Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:18

I think #10 is going to be getting some nasty stuff in her inbox soon.

Green12324 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:04

Oh dang, that sucks.

Comments

dwights 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:29

also going in /r/!

KeithHarris 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:29

One word: hotornot.com That way you can let a random group of strangers like us string you up and say if you're really ugly or not. On a scale of 1 - 10 I got an 8 :-D Oh and if you ever want something to blame your parents for, now you have a good reason. F your life

derpdederp101 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:29

i dont believe this at all ... fake

ughwhatever 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:31

aw honey... everyone has different tastes and looks shouldn't matter if its serious...

danedo 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:32

"I've been seeing online" My my times have changed. I would prefer you call it like it is, "person I've been chatting with online".

heyred 11

Sunday 24 June 2012 7:03

Precisely! How odd that people are committing before meeting face to face. Then again, their communication skills are probably better than a relationship based on looks and "chemistry."

KeithHarris 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:35

#21: "Dude, online dating sucks! Don't feel down just because someone said you're "ugly." No one is "ugly." Just keep trying," No one is ugly? ........ Apparently you haven't seen this dude. Who ever says they've never seen an ugly baby is full of S. Believe me, on some people God wasn't trying too hard. So don't give me that "everyone is beautiful" garbage. We can't all be Calvin Klein models. Some of us have to be Igor too.

uj_fml 4

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:48

#28, Nobody is ugly. You can think somebody is ugly but that is just an opinion. Also, maybe you took a really bad picture? Most people are unable to critique their own work, so why don't you try getting it professionally done?