Love: Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been...

By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

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Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

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By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 14:29

Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML

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Doesn't add up

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML

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Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:18

I think #10 is going to be getting some nasty stuff in her inbox soon.

Green12324 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:04

Oh dang, that sucks.

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blooxxkrazi 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:41

YIKES. That woman is shal-low D:

SarahsWickedGame 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:23

bitch... you should find someone else and tell her to **** off

Spongebobsquarep_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:22

she is a bitch looks don't matter it's the persons personality is what realy matters

scateice 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 4:24

haha. UGLYASS!

JC193 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:51

Poor you. Don't feel bad though, the woman was probably some 65 year-old man pretending to be a woman for goodness knows why.

Ducttapemann 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:35

thats why the internet sucks

AngryMinnesotan 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 6:24

Probably has to do with you being from Wisconsin...

manda_baby_rawr 4

Tuesday 27 July 2010 7:38

YDI for online dating. Moron.

Poepiepiesie 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 11:35

Ha Anon sends pics ? FUL

EmmyRahh 5

Monday 23 August 2010 4:07

ydi

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