Today, I finally gained the courage to ask the girl that makes... - FML

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By Tob - 13/03/2018 16:06

Today, I finally gained the courage to ask the girl that makes my coffee for her number. She kindly obliged. I left my girlfriend of 6 years, only to message this other girl who replied, "Sorry to give you the wrong impression, I am seeing someone at the moment." FML

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withered 30

Thursday 15 March 2018 23:47

Why? If you don't want to be with someone anymore then you should break up and not lead them on. OP deserved it.

xcoreflyup2 7

Thursday 15 March 2018 20:42

at least check to see is she available first before leaving your gf?

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xcoreflyup2 7

Thursday 15 March 2018 20:42

at least check to see is she available first before leaving your gf?

withered 30

Thursday 15 March 2018 23:47

Why? If you don't want to be with someone anymore then you should break up and not lead them on. OP deserved it.

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