By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 16:21 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
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perdix 29

It was probably because your **** was too big and mighty for her. She was afraid you might hurt her, so she wanted to go home and practice some Kegels to be ready for you in the future. Yeah, go with that.

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BoredBrunette 7

Loool, someones evening was cut short

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tima07 1

lol so funny!! sucks to be u OP

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stewy78 2

On the bright side, if her snatch is so blown out that your tiny pecker wouldn't work, she probably has crabs too. See self esteem boost.

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pip74205 9

When dealing with a **** tease, you must turn the game around on her.

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lolvickylol 2

okay thats just mean lol u should have looked at her chest and been like well thats not satisfying eather or somthing like that dude stand up for urself! be proud of what you got! confidence is key

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