By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 16:21 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 296
You deserved it 6 391

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

It was probably because your **** was too big and mighty for her. She was afraid you might hurt her, so she wanted to go home and practice some Kegels to be ready for you in the future. Yeah, go with that.

Comments

jadejazmyn 5

lmao. must be small or too big and she got freaked out. choose whichever helps u sleep at night lol but don't lie to yourself

Should have walked her out the front door and locked her outside. "Gonna disrespect me and then tell me to take you home? Walk you own ass home bi*ch!"

Brooding99 15

Welcome to your life... of apparently resembling a hamster... ENJOY! FYL

Brooding99 15

In the immortal words of" ~Salt'n Peppa~ "Don't want no itty bitty teeny whiny short short man"

Medical news flash: Unless OP was sporting a raging boner she had no way of knowing if he was "too small for her needs" or not. Many a big tool doesn't get much bigger, only harder, many that you wouldn't be able to stop yourself from laughing at in the flaccid or semi state increase in size many times over when they get ready for business.

Maybe she likes them circumcised and yours is not, or the other way around. There's no accounting for taste.

Kristoffer 35

Ouch, man. Ouch. But look at it this way: do you really want a girl who is that hung up on **** size?

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Don't be mad, you probably narrowly avoided getting crabs.

I never have that issue, my dick is so big, it's got it's own dick, an it's dick is like a babies arm... Jst sayin

that was for number 151 size doesn't matter