Love: Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl... - FML

By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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You deserved it 128

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ohmygolly 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:12

You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?

GameRater01 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:04

oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.

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OMGBBQ 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:51

who's that Justin bieber?

shadows17 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 3:56

oh... shit

antonio21 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:05

maybe it's a sign

thishannahkid 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:06

how do you not know!? Yikes, poor you. :(

HomPuff 2

Sunday 9 October 2011 21:30

That happened to a book character too, he's gay.

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 2:06

lol wow

heythereyouu_fml 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 4:57

How did you find out??

Baytheshark 14

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:35

Aww, what gave it away?

bbakr 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:16

Dumbass

rcbarnes 24

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:57

I wonder if these ancient FMLs even get comment moderation any more. (Though there seems to be an automated moderation trigger, based on identical content.) :-P

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, my father sent me a letter in the mail. He spelled my first name wrong on the front of the envelope. I'm turning 28 years old and my own father doesn't know that my name has two "t"s in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 857

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You deserved it 56 119

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Today, I'm so poor that I had to surrender my well-loved dog to a different family so that he’ll have a good life, all while I live out of my car in the ghetto, paycheck to paycheck. My dog was also my service dog for medical alerts. FML

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Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML

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Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

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