By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
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null_fml 11

So you're a spawncamper? ...I hate you.

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Fichael 0

don't feel bad I've been throwing stuff at ppl thinking I'm using a tomahawk

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MrSkinnyJeans 0

lol I play to much too.

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redheadregect 0

am I the only one that knows the weapon/map cheat?

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tekcor 2

Your poor brain. COD is just Battlefield for pansies.

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

LOL, I'm on a 47 win streak right now haha.

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robj118 10

I realized I play too much when I started having War dreams

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DivakiddOsz 5

add qLAMOROUSz on live (: I'll rape all of you :D seriously.. I'm a beast .

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jacetopia96 1

it's an addiction. I can stop when I want to. lol

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idonthaveanameok 0

i hate self-evoking FML posts, dont bother trying to go through the sympathy path.

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PieInTheSky24 0

Rofl I used to play cod alot as well and whenever my phone ran out of battery it became an accidental habit to say "my phone's out of ammo" xD

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prousey 0

hehe me too lvl 40 on Xbl now GT dahiddenkilla

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null_fml 11

So you're a spawncamper? ...I hate you.

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Bees_fml 0

What's a spawn bitch? (I don't play.)

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redheadregect 0

a noon that kill you when you come back to life

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Arachu 5

he was telling the pizza to hurry up and spawn so he could kill it... little did he know it had a martyrdom waiting for him... >=)

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airforce987 20

72 your username is your answer to your question

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

#96 exactly

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Sikk33 0

Maybe he just likes to play hardcore?? And just hates waiting for the spawn timer.. just a thought..

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

115- That's the impression I got. I get the same way. Sometimes spawn time is ******* outrageous.

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Hgielad_720 0

Lmao, that's hilarious. But you're retarded.

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CitrusGirl 0

Yes. It's called buying the prestige edition, calling in sick for the week and having 2 days played already. My brother knows a kid like that.

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Lucidium 0

COD is overrated. Play some Barbie Adventures or something.

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LeChuck 0

boring fml. so you play a lot of call of duty. big deal.

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Nadinek98 0

I feel srry for Ur sex life ... if u have one .. god damn cod nerds these days.

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Mpsteve13 7

I bet your about to use your computer for **** cause that's the extent of your sex life

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

hey now, not cool.

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And_Jelly 0

CoD is overrated, I hate it, and the physics suck but I'm addicted to FPS. Give FPS a try, maybe you'll take that comment back.

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bh0p 0

FPS? What's that because I don't wanna sound stupid and say First Person Shooter. Because COD falls into that catergorey as well.

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HamsteronA 0

FPS is fat people stink

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Fichael 0

don't feel bad I've been throwing stuff at ppl thinking I'm using a tomahawk

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davault 0

everyone at my school does that except we use throwing knife style still

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