By Truan - 25/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
I agree, your life sucks 418
You deserved it 191

Truan_fml tells us more.

Truan_fml 0

OP here I'll clear a few things. First off, no I'm not that dude who got a comment from his girl's grandfather. Although that would be great, it's not me. Second...as for our inability to do it...well I didn't have a clear view. and I couldn't get a good grip on the ball because I fingerbanged her prior, so my hand was...well you get it her hands were lubed up, so same problem. I couldn't see them well enough to unhook them, and she couldn't do a damn thing with them either. It took about 5 minutes before we decided to call anyone. My brother and dad weren't in the house, and obviously if I called a friend, my mom would have to show them in I got the tongue ring for my 18th birthday (2 weeks ago), so obviously moving out isn't going to be an instant thing. Oh and my mom's a nurse, so she just looked at us both staring at her awkwardly, laughed, and undid it. We haven't spoke about it since. Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. What's really funny is those of you idiots who don't understand the exhilaration of a piercing.

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jesseheath 0

why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.

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hiei978 0

that a lie. i got my d piercing and iv never got any of them stuc to any girls piercings ur just making it up or u really sucks at oral and were trying to get them stuck ha!!!

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MissFortune_fml 0

Maybe I'm missing something cause I only have my ears pierced, but couldn't you take one of the piercing's out? :s

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linacool15 0

^No, it's not the same as braces (believe me ;P) Wow...all I have to say is, WOW there's an awkward dinner table moment!

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breaksprinter_ 0

ahahahahaha! that's hilarious! I've heard of this before, but it's still funny. ;D

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franfran_fml 0

Dude, for all of you who think that he should have called a friend or saying that it would have been difficult to talk on the phone', I think he meant something different by that because that does not make much sense. When he said, We had to call my mom in to solve the problem", he meant from a nearby room. As for #30, you're dumb. You probably called piercings white trash 'cause some chick with a tongue ring refused to give you head and since then despised people with their pierced tongues.

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laurisshnazzy 0

To #42, I had braces for three years, and in that time I've kissed quite a few guys, some with braces as well, and never had any problems. That's a stupid analogy.

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alex_vik 0

#49 - I think we all assumed that OP wasn't dumb enough to have sex in his parents house.

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16274692 0

yes but we're assuming the OP is dumb enough to call in his mum.. :}

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podrummer9209 0

Wow o.O She must be awfully kinky to want her clit pierced... >.o Thank you, now I can't stop wondering how badly that would hurt. You win the great moments in de-evolution award.

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