By danielle887 - 07/07/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
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AppleCoFreak 0

Dude if your family seriously did that then that is the worst family I ever heard of. You make sure you get them back for that.

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missbreann 0

Maybe the new family will adopt you :p

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GawZ 0

you are not cared for anymore. fyl

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Maybe you should have called first...

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YacL 15

A surprise visit doesn't require calling ahead of time, though. I guess he was bound to find out sooner or later.

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tr0llolol 0

surprise visiting is usel3ss, try ca11in f1rstt bc they could b at walmart buying some chips

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alexg823 0

Imagine they were ******* with him o_0

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Renesaga 8

The real FML here is that now, he has to visit his family in Texas..

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imthatguythatdid 0

wats wrong with Texas?

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ImmortalKratos 0

nothing, nothing at all is wrong with Texas. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

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edogy 0

I wonder if they were hiding his dead family in the closet.

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AuroraChantal7 2

there are some people I don't like from Texas.. they were jerks.. but there's nothing wrong with Texas otherwise!

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facilitator 0

am I they only one wondering where he works???

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Veraymix 6

good thing you didn't just walk right in.

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Renesaga 8

I was joking. There's nothing wrong with Texas.

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hoodasswhitekid 0

Road trip?

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bobbymullet 11

uhm..Texas is THE shizzzz.

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missbreann 0

Maybe the new family will adopt you :p

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addiizcherry 0

well maybe the op lives in a separate house? she said surprise visit.

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jessyrodgers 0

today some random guy showed up at my door saying he was part of my family fml haha

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nonelikeworms 0

Imagine how weird they felt.

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AppleCoFreak 0

Dude if your family seriously did that then that is the worst family I ever heard of. You make sure you get them back for that.

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taazer 12

yeah get married or have kids without telling them!!!

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Kvinnohelvete 0

Are people really that insensitive in the united states?

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Haha_oh_wait 4

Of course not! They most likely placed a note buried under an oak tree that had their location on it.

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wisericky 12

No we arnt, here have a cookie. ^.^ *hands cookie* just kidding! *takes cookie back and eats it* insensitivity ftw!

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daxter136 0

yes especially California which is supposed to have the worst people. I live there fml

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A7X_LoVeee 10

How can you possibly judge an entire country based on one story, one family?

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mrtoby 0

i agree with 33. that was a just a stupid thing to say.

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Jjustin 0

Enough with the ******* US stereotypes, Jesus Christ

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deadlydk 0

don't mess with America foo or we will go Chuck Norris on your ass

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xiaoxaio 5

ya, we so badass the only war we lost was against ourselves

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coffeeandcream 8

they don't like you(:

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ItalianSub 0

You look like the kind of person who would have sex with me if I just asked ;)

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MissCharlotte_fml 26

No way! Thank you for telling everyone!!

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CCrunner2 0

Ouch! but there's probably a reason they didn't tell u (;

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