By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
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aback 4

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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Reddeaded 5

he was seeing if you were good enough

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damn_sorry 0

hahahaha. thats what I was thinking!!

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AvikC818 8

He's probably a cop

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demonkitty69 0

because your anorexic? or because he has a holet fetish...which is totally not the worst it coild be lol, actually u got off waay easy if thats his fetish. lucky ;p

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Juicy2011 0

Maybe he wants "a little piece of heaven" a7x rocks!!

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Mourningstar 4

I dont get it, are you fat or does he want you fat?

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KissMyFurryAss 10

Vorarephilia

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courk94 6

Ok .. All I have to say is ..... WTF ?! O_o

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