By meh. - 07/04/2011 10:19 - Switzerland

Today, I finally learned why the application of lasers, acids, liquid nitrogen and witchcraft never did any good on the huge warts on my hands. Apparently, it's a genetic disease and not a virus. For unknown reasons, I've recently grown the normal viral kind too. On my tongue. FML
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meh_dot 0

Since I am now bored, drunk and everybody has loooong ceased to care, I'm going to actually respond to make myself feel a little bit better and no one else. @#105: Hell no! That I don't wish on anybody in the world (for the poor old lady on wikipedia it's too late of course). It's only acrokeratosis, but still... @all the religious numbskulls who were offended by that one word an anonymous guy posted somewhere on the internet and their opponents who thought that was a nice point to start another massive debate, which doesn't really come as a surprise, but come on! story goes like this: my hyper-esoteric mom found that with all the science and doctors and stuff, her side was kinda underrepresented. So she NAGGED me into seeing some healer dude who basically wished the lesions away, intensely so. Yeah right. Might as well have drawn pentagrams or sacrificed goats or prayed to a wizard in the sky for all the good that did. For me: same thing really. Not a bad thing that is, but it only works if you genuinely believe in it. Like that placebo effect thingie. I chose the witchcraft for convenience mainly and because it contrasted the other useless measures nicely. @the [do not want]-lick comments: haha. If it's funny the first time, it must be so next time too, right? Point is, if I had put my tounge in an inapropriate place, I would have posted so, with much pride. And everybody could have hit that 'deserved it' button to no end. That's why I specifically wrote unknown reasons. And why would I lick toads? They'd be effing hard to find in this climate but the weed and funny mushrooms grow well and everybody's quite laid-back about it. So there. @#102: Yes! Love it! And it's so accurate. See kids, this is how mutations work on humans in real life. And then you surf the web and mess up natural selection with online dating (not that I did). Hur hur hur. @everybodies genuinely empathic statements & ironic comments. Thx a lot! Heartwarming; made my day.

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hmna 0

Dude. Dental dams. Or condoms, depending on the team you play for.

Licking for love in all the wrong places...

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Woah, wait, witches trying to CURE warts? Decades of cartoons have been lying to me!

Oh, that really sucks. I'm sorry about that :/ FYL.

omg! I've got a wart! Off to the Witch Doctor! WTF?!?!?!

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

quit licking assholes and start licking pussy!

how exactly does one do an "application" of witchcraft & wth made you think that would work when the normal destructive power of the other things wouldn't work????? I guess ignorance ISN'T bliss after all...YAADA!

wtf ever, you're a sad person for believing all the religious crap fed to you growing up. :(....

sorry op. my 207 posting was to the Jesus freak n the 206 was just a joke...:)

cmoney100 0

dude. ever since I started smoking maryjane all my warts went away.

Kayble89 13

My Boyfriend has the same genetic predisposition to warts too, in fact his whole family does! Sorry To Hear you have one on your tongue that would bother me allllll day!