Intimacy: Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar...

By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By henhouse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Brunswick East

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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You deserved it 3 421

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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Sunday 21 August 2011 12:20

Was it fast?

emilieee_fml 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:21

Did you win the race?

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crashley21 10

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:48

You didn't have to do it if you didn't want. If he was forcing you to, dump him cause that's not cool. But seriously it's not an fml, you brought it on yourself.

DeathbatAttack 17

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:55

This is a win.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:56

Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer Goooooo!

Majstr 23

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:59

The bed is bed.

poohbear611 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:59

Lmfao. Wow

babygirl0180210 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:03

I think racecar beds are hot ;)

Copeski13 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:04

Whatta speed demon!

milob92 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:07

Sounds like the beginning of a legend if you ask me haha

rezzel 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:08

it makes me want a race car bed even more lol

ddssuperstar 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:08

It was in a racecar bed.. *Akon walks in* Doesn't matter had sex!

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Today, I brought home my new boyfriend, who happens to have an eyepatch. Despite repeatedly telling them not to, even threatening punishment, my daughters, ages 9 and 11, would not stop calling him "Cyclops." He’s mad at me for this. FML

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Today, I wrote out a note to the guy I liked. I went to hand it to him, but he said, "Sorry, that's not mine," and walked away. I was so nervous, I couldn't speak. FML

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