Miscellaneous: Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited...

By wasntme - 30/03/2009 10:14 - Netherlands

Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML

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By LonelyStudent - 02/09/2019 19:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML

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You deserved it 172

By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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You deserved it 3 711

By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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You deserved it 4 207

By newlyengaged - 08/01/2017 18:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML

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You deserved it 592

Nice try

By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 208 959

Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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You deserved it 247

By failedexam - 06/11/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML

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You deserved it 6 159

By snazz23 - 02/05/2016 21:12 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML

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You deserved it 1 126

Good for you

By Fergie - 08/10/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML

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You deserved it 105

By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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You deserved it 7 900

JackFrost 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:09

Yeah, my mom would have done the exact same thing. In fact, she has said that before! So I know how you feel!

xXxBisouxXx 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:22

Ouch, Mom, shut up, life doesn't revolve around boys, I'm excited for making an acheivment that didnt involve hormones and or sluttyness, so shut up and congragulate me on an academic achievement, jeez, here I thought you zere supposed to be teaching life morals; thanks, I'm all equipped to zork at a strip club thanks to you ** for next time if there is one :P or something else... you know, whtever you want

Comments

alewares 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 6:00

"Finally passed." Lol, failure.

Fifa_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 6:16

HAHA! your mom is funny

guitardedman 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 6:49

liek oh em gee eff em ell !!!!! lolz..... grow up and learn the difference between a real problem and a joke that you cannot take because you are insecure. notice all of the stories about heavy shit about divorce and truly bad things, being a whiney bitch about one little comment your mom made does not make your life ****** at all. F-A-I-L.

notyouraverage 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 6:59

You are stupid and ugly. I always feel so sorry for those girls.

braFTW 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 8:24

It all comes down to if she was being serious.. If she was being serious that would be a FML, yeah, but if she wasn't it would be an unpleasant good-old owned

route95 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 8:26

I don't see how this is an FML.

metalyoshi9 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 8:54

You got a good grade on your test and have a mom that's still alive that you can talk to. Sounds like your life is better than a good number of people in the world. Quit complaining.

Wonka_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:47

I was about to say the same thing as #29. It's getting OLD!

proha 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 12:12

Today, my daughter comes back from school being super-excited about smth. She yells "Mom, guess what!?!?!". Being concerned with her last break-up and her being lone for a while I naturally assume she's got a boyfriend. She gets offended, appears she has simply passed a math exam. FML