By nomomsonfacebook - 24/06/2013 00:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I finally unfriended my roommate's mom on Facebook after months of her commenting on my wall multiple times a day and basically stalking me. After discovering this, she drove to our apartment to demand through hysterical tears that my roommate move out because I can't be trusted. FML
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nomomsonfacebook 3

Hi all, I'm the OP. I didn't have an account when I posted this so I created one to respond to some comments. First off, my roommate is my friend from college. We both go to grad school at the same school so we moved in together after graduation. I had never met her mom before we moved in & only accepted her facebook friendship a few months ago because she wanted me to help her plan a birthday surprise for her daughter. I quickly realized she really did it to spy on her daughter/me when she posted things like "where are you guys?" "what are you up to tonight?" "where was this pic taken?" literally multiple time a day. At first I thought it was funny but it became increasingly worrying recently until I decided I felt too uncomfortable & unfriended her. Within five hours she was wailing in my kitchen about how horrible I am & trying to pack my roommate's things to move her out. My roommate was mortified & told her she was being irrational & she left in a huff & hasn't spoken to her daughter since. Thanks for all the funny posts, made the situation much lighter. Now I'm just glad my mom doesn't have facebook!

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Top comments

DustyStorm 16

Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

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alycion 38

Some parents should not be allowed on the Internet.

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itsmichellebitch 16

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

yes as soon as you become a parent you need to delete all online accounts because you will eventually become as crazy as op's roommates mum. Sounds completely logical, I do agree some people really shouldn't be allowed online, but that's not limited to just parents.

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countryrose92 23

Aw damn... I guess I need to delete my account sometime in the next 5 weeks before I have my baby. No parents allowed. :-/ bummer.

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SleeplessBeauty 12

And this is why parents shouldn't be allowed on Facebook.

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countryrose92 23

So I guess I need to go delete my social networking accounts? I'll be a parent in 5 weeks so this "no parents" thing includes me or do you mean the parents of kids from the 90s or before?

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MysticMonkey 9

Some people take Facebook way to seriously. It's not life and death...

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ShyAnn29 14

Wow, it sounds like she takes social media WAY to seriously!!

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cottoncandymango 17

But it's just FACEBOOK

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Norja 33

what did your roommate say? I assume he knows...

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thatkidhesh 11

should have limited-profiled her from the start. sounds like an unwanted nuisance. good riddance!

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SuperDanielNL 23

Why on god's green earth would you be facebook friends with your roommates mom? That's just random...

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mariepastyglue 30

to all of you kids saying all parents are crazy you are pretty stupid and one day you will also be parents anyway I'm a Mom of one and in no way am I crazy I'm 27 pretty damn sane

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SuperDanielNL 23

Could you please write an even longer sentence, this one didn't give me enough of an headache already.

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lonewolf6613 4

While I do agree with what 26 is saying (I know some pretty sane parents) 27 has a point ._.

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CforCynic 4

27 has no point, especially as she began by saying "to all you kids saying all parents are crazy". Well no, people are saying THIS PARTICULAR parent is crazy. I think that the fact that she makes such paranoid sweeping statements means she may actually be of limited sanity afterall.

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_TigerParadise_ 1

Not everyone wants to become a parent. I don't, and I would say most parents can use internet, as Long as they don't act like a lunatic

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mariepastyglue 30

I don't care to use proper punctuation when messaging a bunch of idiots and fucktards btw next time you wish to correct someone check your shit first because you are in fact a completely stupid kid at least I put words next to each other that actually go next to each other

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