Health: Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight....

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By see you next cunt - 18/03/2014 19:44 - United States

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

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By rolypoly - 05/03/2014 12:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 01:50 - United States - Guthrie

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By PickYourselfUp - 06/10/2014 03:17 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML

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By notafatlump - 02/02/2011 05:07

Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML

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By thatfatkid - 10/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

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By FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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Thursday 30 December 2010 12:04

Run in place, in your house. Don't go outside.

smileanyway 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 12:20

Don't let them get to you. Keep running and soon enough people will be shouting "Pump those skinny legs" and wolf whistling. Work it girl!

Comments

trev729 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 11:14

did you know they have these fantastic things called tredmills?!?! you get to run in your house

LexSpades 4

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:50

hey don get down on yourself. I've had douche bags say that to me before and I'm 6foot 1inch 190pounds and muscular. lol bitches just like to hate lol.

nickjackgreene 2

Sunday 2 January 2011 5:04

whiny little bitch! get over it!! I bet you're single

ohaimrmuffin 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 13:37

with an attitude like that i bet you are too...

ducky_box 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 5:57

Don't give up! Listen to an mp3 and block the idiots out.

numnut 3

Sunday 2 January 2011 8:38

keep running ... you can do it....

skylarbee 8

Sunday 2 January 2011 15:13

that's rude. keep running, **** everyone do it for yourself!

Spartoob 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 23:15

we all have to start somewhere, don't be ashamed.

ohdarlingdear 0

Monday 3 January 2011 1:24

you could always do what I did and go running on trails in a park. everyone running there has the same goal in mind so no ridiculous comments from the peanut gallery.

mindz_eye2 0

Monday 3 January 2011 5:00

Ahh, fuckem. You do what you wanna. The comenter who suggested the park trails was a good one. Sometimes, theres like, NOONE out there. its nice. quiet, and theres plenty of scenery to stop and look at when you want to rest. ^^ i wish you luck! just ignore the assholes and enjoy yourself

DrownTheClown 0

Monday 3 January 2011 10:39

Heres where I stand with "fat" people. I see a "fat" person jogging.. Okay they are trying to better themselves thats fine. But when I see an overweight obese person on a machine that has to walk them through walmart.. I get a little annoyed. seriously? You need MACHINES to help you WALK? What gets me more upset is that they dont even try.. They let themselves be "fat". I feel like a douche by saying this but come on people. You can die if your that person and you dont even care? But to the ones willing to make an effort, good job. And to the scooter riding fatties, you make us look bad.

Acousticpixie14 6

Monday 3 January 2011 22:50

That is quite irritating, especially when you're a nine year old girl on crutches that cannot ride one cause all the damn fatties are on them. That's just pathetic. Think of someone other than yourself.