Love: Today, I finally worked up the courage to talk to this hot guy...

By Dana422 - 18/05/2010 05:22 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to talk to this hot guy in my law school contracts class. His response? "I'm no fashion expert, but I don't think you're supposed to wear purple underwear with white pants. Not that it matters, though, because your zipper is wide open." FML

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By Katy3225 - 06/06/2018 15:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, it was my first day teaching economics to a university class of 150. For the first 5 minutes, a bunch of students snickered. I asked why. One said, "Your zipper's open, but it doesn't matter because your blue panties are showing through your white pants anyway." FML

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By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Uncomfortable

By Vanessa8221 - 26/06/2018 14:30 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a sexual harassment seminar, explaining how important it is to not do anything that makes coworkers uncomfortable. Someone joked, "Like telling you your fly is open?" I tried to zip up, but it got caught on my underwear. There were 20 minutes left in the program. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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Ouch.

By Jen1444 - 26/02/2018 13:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a financial presentation to my entire firm. After it was over, somebody accidentally copied me on a group text that said, "Her zipper was open the whole time. If we're so successful, why is our CFO wearing a urine-stained store-brand K-Mart panties?" FML

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By Longhorn2011 - 17/06/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML

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lettertjes 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 11:58

YDI for, well, wearing purple underwear with white pants and not checking your zipper. And why does everyone on here need to 'finally work up courage' before talking to someone? I'm rather shy myself I don't need all my courage just to talk.

djaeb2001 3

Tuesday 18 May 2010 11:55

fail

Comments

powerofgreyskull 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 13:02

He has a pretty good sense of humor, good choice OP.

mmmrabies 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 13:29

10/10 comment # 40. :)

jbackway 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 13:50

oh I agree with #34 !

danabee09 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 14:16

now we know where his eyes went first, didn't we?

phatdaddy 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 14:25

On the bright side, he only noticed because he was checking out your vag.

maddyseesyou 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 17:20

or ass :p

phatdaddy 0

Friday 21 May 2010 13:31

They have zippers on the back of pants now?

dajoce 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 14:25

The guy sounds a little too knowledgable about how to co-ordinate clothes to be heterosexual anyway. That, and he sounds like an insensitive prick. That's how some of the good-looking ones go to waste, unfortunately, whether we're interested in them or not. You so didn't DI

StewieBigFan 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 14:48

Should've said, "I was just making it easier for you to reach in there" :|

britterss 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 15:04

maybe she didnt realize she was wearing purple underwear. ive done that before put white on and later realized that I was wearing green underwear! haha! luckily my dress wasnt see through!