Work and Money: Ouch.

Ouch.

By Jen1444 - 26/02/2018 13:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a financial presentation to my entire firm. After it was over, somebody accidentally copied me on a group text that said, "Her zipper was open the whole time. If we're so successful, why is our CFO wearing a urine-stained store-brand K-Mart panties?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 11:01 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I was promoted to vice president of my company. I gave a speech explaining how I intended to run things more transparently. When I bent down to pick up my folder, my pants split. Somebody said, "Powerpuff girls panties. Transparent indeed." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

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Pinky

By grandlisleguy - 03/02/2020 21:00 - United States - Colchester

Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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Uncomfortable

By Vanessa8221 - 26/06/2018 14:30 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a sexual harassment seminar, explaining how important it is to not do anything that makes coworkers uncomfortable. Someone joked, "Like telling you your fly is open?" I tried to zip up, but it got caught on my underwear. There were 20 minutes left in the program. FML

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Bad timing

By screwedupfuck - 27/03/2015 21:19 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

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Timing

By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

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Squeezed one out

By harris - 25/06/2021 02:00

Today, I was desperate for the toilet when I got stopped by our CEO for a chat about a project I made a ton of profit on. I was so close to disaster that when she pulled me in for a hug I wasn’t expecting, it happened. Diarrhoea down my legs and shoes. I practically made the CEO vomit. FML

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By fretting - 08/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Fort White

Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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Mynxie 26

Wednesday 21 February 2018 14:34

Why would you keep any panties, no matter where you bought them, if they are urine stained?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 February 2018 19:36

Your company is successful because you are not pissing your profits away on fancy, overpriced undies!

Comments

Mynxie 26

Wednesday 21 February 2018 14:34

Why would you keep any panties, no matter where you bought them, if they are urine stained?

interesting33 36

Thursday 22 February 2018 0:12

I'm guessing you wouldn't be able to tell from just the zip being undone so I reckon it was not necessarily true but said to make OP look bad or for dramatic effect.

Mynxie 26

Thursday 22 February 2018 5:25

Unless the CFO was on the larger side and the pants were a bit tight. Then you can see things.

hellphone_fml 37

Tuesday 27 February 2018 1:30

They are probably just a faded yellow color

T1A2Z3 34

Wednesday 28 February 2018 1:46

Believe me. If we all threw away every pair of pants with a stain women would spend a whole lot more on underwear.

coute21 6

Friday 2 March 2018 23:16

Ew, no please don't spread lies like this. I speak for all women with good hygiene when I say that's ******* gross and buy new underwear; underwear is really cheap. Either you're dirt poor or you need to see a goddamn doctor about your bladder issues.

123765 18

Monday 26 February 2018 19:16

someone seems like they are jealous

RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 February 2018 19:36

Your company is successful because you are not pissing your profits away on fancy, overpriced undies!

Thundernutz 15

Tuesday 27 February 2018 0:20

rofl

EnvyMe33 26

Monday 26 February 2018 19:49

Reply to the email and ask them why they were staring at that area in the first place

ChakatBlackstar 29

Monday 26 February 2018 20:47

Seems like a fair question.

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 26 February 2018 20:52

How wide was the gape that they could see the brand and the stains?

PhoenixChick 26

Monday 26 February 2018 21:48

How the flying fig could they tell the brand of your panties through a zipper gap? Plus, urine stains would be in the crotch, which doesn't show through a zipper gap either. So your coworkers are offensive, lying morons.

DragonMaiden7 15

Monday 26 February 2018 23:02

I really don’t think it was an accident that you were included, and it also sounds like this specific employee is pretty malicious. It’s a shame that no one told you about your zipper, but no one would be able to see stains or a brand. My advice is to cut out the tumor in your firm before it begins to spread, because it’s definitely malignant, if you understand my meaning OP.

TheJawsman 18

Tuesday 27 February 2018 8:33

Yeah, the person who actually made the remark shouldn't be allowed to get away with it. Not necessarily termination, but letting them get away with this comment weakens OP's authority.

BeachMammal 8

Tuesday 27 February 2018 0:20

"Panties" is a plural noun, making the "a" after "wearing" incorrect. I'd point that out. (Well, I just did, but I mean to the employee.)

TheJawsman 18

Tuesday 27 February 2018 8:34

Somehow I think the punishment for the person making the comment should go beyond correcting their improper word usage. It weakens OP's authority if she doesn't take some form of punitive action.