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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 13:44 - Canada

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

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By LittleArtist - 18/02/2014 01:01 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By ositsranielle - 13/02/2010 17:32 - United States

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

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By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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Vandals!

By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 05:51 - United States - Cortlandt Manor

Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML

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By Sickasadog - 06/02/2017 16:00 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML

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By always-the-responsible-one - 03/01/2010 08:42 - Canada

Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

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By deeenalynn - 18/07/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

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I_Like_Dogs 28

Sunday 30 August 2015 0:13

"I decided to paint my feelings. This one is called 'Very angry because my brother puked on my painting'."

SharnaaaBanana 22

Sunday 30 August 2015 0:08

Hey, art comes in all forms I guess :P

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canadiangirl98 9

Sunday 30 August 2015 5:49

A painting so good you can smell it a mile away

remometol 16

Sunday 30 August 2015 7:02

Clicked YDI by accident, sorry.. You totally don't deserve it

AcieMcG 21

Sunday 30 August 2015 7:02

Just sign it Andy Warhurl

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 30 August 2015 7:50

Now it's abstract...maybe it can work...maybe you can explain

royr7395 30

Sunday 30 August 2015 8:16

Was that puke green, or...?

WOTAN1488 24

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:01

Rub it out ;)

KRYPYAT 14

Sunday 30 August 2015 11:18

It's abstract

Xion0014 20

Sunday 30 August 2015 12:50

Break his head into the painting, it's already ruined anyway.

CoffeeGirl2000 7

Sunday 30 August 2015 14:30

Hey, if a woman who knitted a scarf out of her ****** can be considered art, I think puke on a painted canvas can be too. Just looking at the brighter sides of things.

tzemmy 25

Sunday 30 August 2015 20:19

This happened to a friend of mine this year... Tanya? Is this you?

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