Miscellaneous: Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with...

By InsertPopcicle - 22/11/2013 06:53 - United States

Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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Out of it

By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 05:01

Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML

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Brain fart Andy over here

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 16:01 - Italy

Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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Respect

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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My stupidity

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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Brain worms

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ridgefield

Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML

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JanisEvans 10

Friday 22 November 2013 12:23

Who puts an entire bag of groceries into the fridge? Don't you have a system according to which items are organised in there? You know, like normal people?

kozzard 17

Friday 22 November 2013 12:14

you may be on to something there OP. cold temperatures slow the rate of blood flow and help with muscle cramps. now it only matters if sticking a popsicle up there is worth the results

Comments

fk18 27

Friday 22 November 2013 12:32

You bring a whole new meaning to anti-freeze

perdix 29

Friday 22 November 2013 12:34

I'm thinking you can find some guy to warm you up. Then, Detroit won't have the only Red Wings that play on ice ;)

AntiPrude 26

Friday 22 November 2013 12:38

Lol, how do you come up with this shit?

perdix 29

Friday 22 November 2013 14:42

#16, I wish I knew, because then I'd stop! Do you know what it's like to live with such disturbing imagery? Do you?!?!? It's madness!!!

cheshirecat13242 32

Friday 22 November 2013 15:05

Hahahaha... Oh, wait--ewwww, perdix....

sourgirl101 28

Friday 22 November 2013 16:15

"Madness! This is SPARTA!!"

Mama4ddk 15

Thursday 31 March 2016 9:50

um, ewwww! Sparta, lmao

elabuwa 6

Friday 22 November 2013 12:41

Now you know what it is like to have sex with iceman (Amazing friend of spiderman)

thetruerellim 6

Friday 22 November 2013 12:44

Who bags toiletries with food in the first place?

SkipBeatOtaku 33

Friday 22 November 2013 13:32

Walmart.

littlekellilee 45

Friday 22 November 2013 15:36

Self checkout?

alycion 38

Friday 22 November 2013 17:26

Every grocery I've been to. If it fits it goes into the bag. Even if I lay things out somewhat organized at checkout.

hotPinklipstick 24

Saturday 23 November 2013 8:18

I was wondering the same thing. I can't stand it when people don't bag groceries properly, it's a pretty major pet peeve of mine. I'll start resacking the groceries if it's bad enough.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Saturday 23 November 2013 13:20

51- I hate when I have everything organized at the checkout, and then they pack everything into 4 bags. Bag it like I had it layed out in the first place.

Mama4ddk 15

Thursday 31 March 2016 9:54

Convenience stores do, and the worst part is when they put dryer sheets in with food products like a Hershey bar or something. Yeah that's just what I wanted, perfume accented chocolate. Although speaking of chocolate OP, you may want to get some it might take your mind off the chill!