Money: Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm...

By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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You deserved it 7 911

By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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Grab it while you can

By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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You deserved it 1 926

By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By woodre - 02/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

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You deserved it 6 188

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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You deserved it 5 938

Minus one Karma

By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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You deserved it 566

niesenator 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:06

How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?

Randoodle 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:03

I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!

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JonnySayer 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 8:52

@1. how is it his fault, if you found $100 on the floor you would pick it up, wouldn't you?? or would you still be on FML and not looking as everyone is sick of your presence on this website.

H0llyw00dWh0r3 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:07

Oh, many people WOULD pick up the money. All she was saying is that although you may choose to pick the money up, karma would somehow get you back in another way. I don't think she's saying she wouldn't pick up the money, just that she wouldn't be surprised if karma got her back some way or another, if that makes sense. =/ It's hard to explain, but I suppose it's like.. If you had someone you hated infront of you, like REALLY hated, and had a gun infront of you, and you shot them, the police would probably catch you, and you would know it, but you'd do it anyway. Bad example, I know, but it was one of the easiest to explain.

djarash 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 8:54

people need to relax on the comments. take it easy. no need to talk smack

dance2211 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 8:59

you deseved it for carrying so much money around in the first place.

4nac8 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:18

Regarding all this Snickerdoodles bashing- when did it become acceptable to verbally assault a teenage girl on a public forum?

dynky 3

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:23

Since the invention of the internet.

Randon_j 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:37

she

Fop 6

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:54

YDI. You were about to pick up some random person's money. Petty, egocentrical scum. The guy who stole yours will hopefully get jabbed in the eye.

Resquall 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 11:02

You can't diss Snickerdoodles for commenting on these FML's, because it doesn't take that long, and she might have the iPod Touch app that gives push messages, showing when there are new FML's.

tweetbaby14 18

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:03

snickerdoodles is a bitch!!!! jk I don't even know her none of you do so really why are you guys saying she's on too much, ugly, and a grammar Nazi? I bet she already is aware of how much she's on and really you guys are in no position to judge her. you're bashing people over the internet, so you guys need to get over yourselves.