Money: Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm...

By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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Grab it while you can

By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By woodre - 02/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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You deserved it 5 938

Minus one Karma

By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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You deserved it 573

niesenator 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:06

How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?

Randoodle 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:03

I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!

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benito_fml 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:34

im only posting this because OP is from minnesota

mfmylifesrsly 29

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:07

184 wins! and holy shit, pendamic and pendatic have similar names lol

michael32123 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:38

snickerdoodle is a tranny

unpossible 26

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:50

It is funny that the consonance and assonance between pendatic and pandemic are so close, but the meanings are so disparate.

bobtythecow 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:59

Why doesn't everybody on FML saying that we're too mean to snickerdoodles SHUT THE **** UP!!! What you are doing by saying that we are being cruel is basically saying "snickerdoodles has an opinion and you guys (or girls) are awful people for expressing your views and opinions."

bobtythecow 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 6:09

P.S. Pandemic, You said that anybody that hates on snick is just to afraid to actually argue with her. I have a 3.9 GPA and am not even half as arrogant as Ms. snicks so arguing with a 12 year old he- she doesn't really bother me

grigone 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 6:30

guys everyone. chill. sniker girl. just go to a corner and hide there for a week to make everyone happy :) no need to thank me

srgspartan117 8

Wednesday 3 March 2010 6:43

agreed karma is a bitch. y would u carry $300 in ur wallet!!!!!!

mrguy266 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 6:45

Bobby, or whatevr the hell your name is..nobody cares about your GPA... and snick...don't listen to these lousy pieces of shit..they'll get over themselves..