By SmellyCloset - 05/10/2014 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
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MartinDJ 26

Well clearly you need to learn your daughter about what you can and can not lie about. This is just nauseating.

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drbobbz 16

FPL - F Peach's (shortly lived) life

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laden_swallow09 34

Had you left out the second half, 27, I may have upvoted you.

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Googolman 29

Honestly, I'm pretty sure we all know what purpose the blindfold would serve. How stupid do you think we are?

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rinoa_fml 10

Who calls a former pet "it"?

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juturnaamo 29

It was her daughter's rodent, I doubt she was emotionally invested.

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rinoa_fml 10

@60. OP is a man.

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Weasely 11

Umm if the hampster did run away where's it gonna go? Probably a closet.

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Misoranomegami 16

That was my thought. My hamster was always escaping her cage. Usually I found her hiding somewhere dark but once the cat found her first.

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thes7274473 19

Shame on you for thinking a hamster could run away. It's in a cage!

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slyde32 12

and they can be taken out of the cages, op probably thought her daughter had it out of the cage where it got free of her grip and ran out an open door.

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Misoranomegami 16

I had a hamster that could undo the latches on her cage with her teeth and could get the top off her hamster ball. They're tricky little suckers.

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