By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:42 - Ireland

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
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bryan314 0

My favorite cockatiel died the same way. :( I was sick, he wandered under my blanket and fell asleep, I didn't realize till late the next day that I couldn't find him. Found him when I got ready for bed that evening....what was left of him. Shattering. My condolences. FML indeed.

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Pop_and_Pixels 0

That must've been devastating... when my brother's cat went missing and we found the body in the basement two weeks later, he took it pretty damn hard.

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track_cheetah 0

i wouldn't want to clean that up!

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rustyxpenguin 0

was it dead?

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ilovefatcats 12

of couse it was ******* dead, it's been crushed for 6 moths god damn stupid ppl

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bryan314 0

My favorite cockatiel died the same way. :( I was sick, he wandered under my blanket and fell asleep, I didn't realize till late the next day that I couldn't find him. Found him when I got ready for bed that evening....what was left of him. Shattering. My condolences. FML indeed.

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Shallow_Padentic 0

Of course it was still alive. Didnt you hear...Hamsters dont need to breath like EVERY other mamal on this earth. Their actually conducting experiments at harvard to find out how to pass on this magical gene to humans. BTW sorry about your hamster..How exactly did it get there

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Etc80 0

Ew. And I'm sorry. And to #9: Wow. That's even worse than how I accidentally killed /my/ bird. Sorry, man.

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MukyDaCookie 0

#9 that made me shudder. Im still getting waves of shivers going down my spine. Thanks for a sleepless night.

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lillirose10490 11

#16 very rude indeed. I realize this is an old FML but I felt the need to comment. No reason to be so hateful!

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obviousxo 0

HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY. WHY THE HELL WAS IT UNDER YOUR MATTRESS?

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