By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
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tedo_fml 0

haha this is my fml XD and im not a wimp just for not liking the fact that im eating a worm. those things are pretty nast : / and theres a reason i bought corn flakes, its cuz i wanted corn flakes, not worms :P

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slushmo 0

This is why I always store my cereal in the fridge

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Notimetobleed 14

they aren't, you were second, and #1 didnt say it's only a worm... so WTF?

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karrdesw 0

Mealworms are harmless... in fact they're part of the diet in several parts of the world... YDI it for being a wimp.

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popatia 0

lol thats sick ... i think ill stick to spongebob and my little pony toys :P

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toasterlovin 0

first thing in this site that made me laugh

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FMLshark 12

You're already using the Internet for FML, yet you can't get your lazy asses up to Google? This amazes me.

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cthulhu1138 1

Worms are a good source of protein. Don't be so squeamish.

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flying_vegan 0

A worm that's in your meal, in this case breakfast. So this is technically a breakfast-worm, as we can identify the meal. The mealworm was first discovered in 1861 by Johnny H Discoverington, who found that in his "mud 'n' stuff" TV dinner, there were a fair few worms. Mistaking them for gummy worms at first (gummy worms having been invented in 1710 as a cure for leprosy) he ate six or seven of them before deciding they were not gummy worms. He is quoted as saying "I noticed upon the fifth that the worms were ungummy, but had to make sure". Following this discovery, Discoverington went on to discover six more things, including that little dance people do when they both try and walk past each other, a salad made of leather and strings, BBC Radio 4, and perhaps his most famous discovery 'The Telethon'. He discovered that the final one made people somehow give money to charities, despite the drop in programming quality that always accompanies them. He died in 1514 after a mishap with a time machine (invented by his cousin Hubert C Inventorpants) and a rock lobster (discovered by Fred Schneider). Nobody cried at his funeral, as tears weren't invented until chick flicks came along.

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XYZzzzzzzz 0

flying vegans comment was awsome. ж

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Chichikov 0

A tiny mealworm made you yak? What a major wuss.

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tedo_fml 0

haha this is my fml XD and im not a wimp just for not liking the fact that im eating a worm. those things are pretty nast : / and theres a reason i bought corn flakes, its cuz i wanted corn flakes, not worms :P

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tedo_fml 0

oh and before anyone says anything about it not being on my profile, i didnt sign in when i submitted it so it didnt show : /

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cmac86 23

I don't think anybody would blame you. are you in Europe, though? I would think more stuff like that gets through over there. trolls: don't say anything about the FDA, we all know what you're going to say.

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