Health: Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video....

By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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Crunchy

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 12:00 - Denmark - Randers

Today, I made a smoothie with all the healthy ingredients I could find. As I took my first sip, I realized too late that I had accidentally blended in a dead fly that had fallen into the blender. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 14:30 - United States

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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Ewwwwww

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States

Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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Yummy

By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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Papercrane 6

Saturday 9 September 2017 20:17

That username is epic!

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 9 September 2017 22:31

Ramen gives you wings.

Comments

Papercrane 6

Saturday 9 September 2017 20:17

That username is epic!

exileonmainst 16

Saturday 9 September 2017 20:28

It could be both! :D

TheUnbreakable55 16

Saturday 9 September 2017 21:39

At least you realized before you put it in your mouth!

RockPrincess26 16

Saturday 9 September 2017 22:05

How did you not notice? I've never had the seasoning stay clumped up.

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 9 September 2017 22:31

Ramen gives you wings.

jediloader 12

Saturday 9 September 2017 22:44

You sure it wasn't chicken fly rice?

Karm@ 28

Saturday 9 September 2017 23:43

"Crispy flies noodles" by Oishii Tako ?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 September 2017 0:03

Probably the most nutritious part of whole ramen thing!

jfsiv 17

Sunday 10 September 2017 2:11

That's one way to get protein in your ramin.

owlishes 24

Thursday 12 October 2017 0:54

At least you saved it til last!

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