Miscellaneous: Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge...

By pimdala_major - 30/10/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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By souped - 10/12/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML

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By Shock91 - 11/09/2019 02:02 - China - Beijing

Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML

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By ZombieMommy - 10/03/2017 05:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed 2 weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past 3 days. FML

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By spekledworf - 28/08/2012 02:57 - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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By hungry - 22/10/2019 04:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML

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By noodlesandmilk - 13/12/2015 14:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML

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By Jules - 27/11/2020 07:56 - Germany

Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML

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By soupduped - 06/12/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML

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By WTF - 09/06/2012 13:54 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 12:00

Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML

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Saturday 31 October 2009 1:01

How could you not notice that? Milk, even chocolate milk, that's gone bad has a horrid smell. And after two years, shouldn't the milk have been solidified?

patticake1601 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:46

bullshit, it would have exploded. The bacteria that grows in milk lets off gases and if it hadn't exploded it would not be in a liquid form after two years. FAAAAAAAAKE

Comments

cmac86 23

Saturday 31 October 2009 8:02

do your grandparents smell that bad that you couldn't notice the horrid smell coming from the milk?

KillaKingPerrie 4

Saturday 31 October 2009 8:07

Thats cool you don't notice the smell

waterynuggets 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 8:17

Obviously fake. There is no way in **** you could have drank milk in a MCDONALDS cup and didn't smell it and see what it looked like.

tropicthunder 3

Saturday 31 October 2009 14:11

ydi...theif

Cluedecker 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 14:19

seriously... how would you have not smelled it!!!!!! and still... if it was in your grandparents house you should have checked it right off the bat... oh wow you deserve it for not knowing basic food safety rules... I don't drink milk anymore because that happened to me (it wasn't 2 YEARS expires though) and I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't either...

stmgirl10 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 16:52

i've learned this lesson the hard way, ALWAYS check the expiration date.

hele_fml 1

Saturday 31 October 2009 17:28

Next, on are you dumber than a dog, we'll see how this college student can't smell it if his milk is expired. By two years!

whatsisface 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 17:48

Why would you want to drink chocolate milk from McDonald's anyway? But seriously, if you knew nobody would drink it, then check to see if you're right, which you were: nobody drank it! You're grandparents were probably smart enough to check the expiration date.