Love: Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's...

By mastel07 - 10/12/2014 12:59 - United Kingdom - Stevenage

Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 22:46 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

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By Marie - 20/01/2021 05:01

Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 02:51 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML

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By kinky pinky - 02/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML

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By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 17:24 - Lebanon

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

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Hair issues

By Blake - 26/08/2022 00:00

Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML

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By Thanks Honey - 05/06/2013 15:08 - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

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Hairline fracture

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 16:00

Today, I ended things with the love of my life. I kept my composure the entire conversation, and was even fine when I got home. It wasn't until I was showering at night and found one of his hairs in my butt crack that I lost it. FML

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amadeclton 27

Wednesday 10 December 2014 20:04

You're very quick to jump to conclusions.

amandasoushek 16

Wednesday 10 December 2014 20:05

You resorted to cheating based on one strand of hair? YDI

Comments

ZoroMiHawk 25

Thursday 11 December 2014 0:36

What the biscuits is wrong with you? I feel sorry for your poor husband FHL!

vikky538 28

Thursday 11 December 2014 0:37

you are getting old..one sign is great hair..you already of other sign..which is quickly jumping to conclusions...

reiichan 18

Thursday 11 December 2014 0:46

Looks like you owe someone a ******** and very long apology.

outoftown 26

Thursday 11 December 2014 1:08

Now you know why he didn't mention you're going gray, even after hours of argument.

CSC707 12

Thursday 11 December 2014 1:13

I would've dumped you already.

wanted_2_want 40

Thursday 11 December 2014 1:57

You're a 'karazy bitch'.

msueast 1

Thursday 11 December 2014 1:57

He should divorce your crazy ass.

thesadboy 19

Thursday 11 December 2014 2:24

anyone that quick to accuse is guilty of something

kuromi0225 10

Thursday 11 December 2014 10:16

I wish I could like this one million times.

russfml 31

Thursday 11 December 2014 2:28

Bitches be tripping over nothing lmfao

LaLaVee13 6

Thursday 11 December 2014 2:42

Sorry, but I just lmao.

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