By mastel07 - 10/12/2014 12:59 - United Kingdom - Stevenage

Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
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amandasoushek 16

You resorted to cheating based on one strand of hair? YDI

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dacheif117 8

Completely your fault for jumping to conclusions. YDI all the way

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midnightyell 6

Sounds like someone owes her husband a couple dozen ********.

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grunt_fml 17

Honestly, if I were the husband, I would not want her to give me ******** anymore. First, because women need to stop believing that they can make up for everything with sex. And second, because I would be way too afraid that she sees another "hint" for me cheating on her while having my dick in her mouth, freaks out again and bites it off. Now HOW would she make up for that? Pancakes?

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LostInTheZone11 29

Wow, how did your husband even marry you in the first place, with the way you react?

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bushwhacker274 9

Best admit your wrong, give a sincere apology, for EVERYTHING you did wrong, including flipping out, all things said during argument, and throwing his stuff out. Hope he's a god guy, but be prepared to sell your jewelry if you broke any of his stuff.

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tdawg91 17

You found one random strand of hair and you assume he's having an affair??!! You deserve the grey hair and the embarrassment! You must be very insecure in your marriage if that's all it takes.... Or a complete psycho

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sassypenguinxox 15

I hope you apologized and are really trying to make it up to him. All that, for your own misunderstanding

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limabeans101029 20

You actually threw is stuff out of the house because of a hair?! I hope you gave him a proper apology.

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ShenaniganNinja 20

You know who really has an FML to write? Your husband. He has to deal with a crazy wife who suspects him of cheating and throws his stuff out of the house at the drop of a hair and he put's up with all this. YDI OP. He should dump you for this, cause clearly you don't trust him at all.

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MLardinos 14

Maybe he has given her a reason not to trust him in the past?

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ShenaniganNinja 20

If she's still distrusting then she should end it. Throwing all his stuff in the yard is never an okay reaction even if he was cheating. Why can't people handle stuff like adults instead of vindictive teenagers?

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tdawg91 17

Today, I realised that I married a crazy bitch when she threw me out of the house after accusing me of having an affair, what started the accusations? A single strand of her own hair. FML

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