Miscellaneous: Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided...

By Noname - 16/03/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML

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By Awks - 30/11/2012 06:30 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

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By NotMacklemore - 13/02/2015 04:59 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 14:22 - United States - Big Lake

Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

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heatherjay 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:09

what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?

mich23 10

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:08

This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!

Comments

Bunbu 8

Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:45

Oh my god, you're a ******* idiot. Ask before you touch other people's things. And it didn't look OLD to you? It didn't look like a WEDDING DRESS to you? Are you blind? Wow. I have absolutely no respect for you, as you obviously have no respect for other people's or their property.

mak349 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:50

a bucket of white paint should fix the problem

shsnd 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:36

Why wouldn't you ASK first!?

epic_failure_lol 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:05

are your parents...brother and sister or are they cousins?

serenitylater 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 7:20

How could you not realize it was a wedding dress? Either you're a moron with terrible powers of observation, or (more likely) this is bullsh-t.

Bleep_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 7:29

Really, how stupid can you be? There's only one valid excuse for this: if you asked your mom if you could dye the dress, and she said okay because she didn't know what it's a wedding dress (even if her own mother got married in it).

Bangly 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:30

HAHA YES! I hope they change the entire wedding to be green, that'd be bad ass. I also hope they let everyone know that it's your fault, you shouldn't do stuff like that unless you KNOW it's yours.