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By awkwardpineapples - 08/01/2015 03:13 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By suppressinggags - 18/03/2016 19:45 - United States - Kennett

Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2019 06:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2013 11:26 - United States - North Easton

Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Killmenow - 30/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML

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By ohhhgross - 26/10/2009 18:32 - Singapore

Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

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emmama19 15

Thursday 8 January 2015 11:16

Testing to check they're not poisonous before you eat with them.

singer0421 32

Thursday 8 January 2015 11:29

Sister used Lick. It's super disgusting!

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Jasim 17

Thursday 8 January 2015 11:43

I'm pretty sure that's revenge.

pikawarriors 18

Friday 9 January 2015 3:47

I don't get why this is being downvoted, it could very well be revenge on the family for something that happened. Unless OP follows up, we don't know

pooldude 24

Thursday 8 January 2015 11:44

U lick and you put?? chandler must be going crazy right now!

I_Bite 22

Thursday 8 January 2015 12:17

i was just watching thar episode! Grab her some plastic spoons!

Devindelon 17

Thursday 8 January 2015 12:09

Oh that's naassty.

Mightytall 35

Thursday 8 January 2015 12:22

Maybe she has an iron deficiency... You should give her some rusty nails or other ferric metals to lick. It's more effective than stainless cutlery....

pooldude 24

Thursday 8 January 2015 15:15

but she was licking silverware... is written right there!!

tantanpanda 26

Thursday 8 January 2015 20:27

silverware =/= utensils made of silver. You don't have to be a genius to know this.

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 8 January 2015 21:33

But it could be made of silver, or silver plated at least if its real fancy.

calza13 14

Thursday 8 January 2015 13:00

Why....?

stargirl_95 24

Thursday 8 January 2015 13:07

Make her wash all of it. That's so disgusting

Exodiafinder687 58

Thursday 8 January 2015 13:12

She was already washing it cat-style.

Silverfeathery 21

Thursday 8 January 2015 13:16

Put something really disgusting on a spoon.... She'll learn.

feven 32

Thursday 8 January 2015 13:18

Well that sounds pleasant.

AHotCupOfCoffee 28

Thursday 8 January 2015 13:19

Did you guys have a lot of ice cream the nigjt before?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 8 January 2015 14:46

Better hope she doesn't have herpes.

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