By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
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dcarney7 8

Tell her that's not what waxing means

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needsomefunny 15

That's not what they mean when they say you need more colors in your diet.

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dcarney7 8

Tell her that's not what waxing means

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oj101 33

I dread to think what OP's sister would try to do with the crayons if they mentioned bikini wax.

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mealsonwheels 12

I'm fairly certain OP doesn't want anything to do with his sisters "downstairs"

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mariepastyglue 30

I just really would like to know why does your life suck for having caught your sister eating crayons? Shouldn't her life be the one sucking for doing such weird shit!? I guess the sucky part for you would be having crazy people in your family...

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ThedaRose 15

OP - Maybe you should sign her up for that reality show where people are addicted to inedible objects!

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SwaggCapone 11

Were they crayola? they're supposedly non toxic

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needsomefunny 15

That's not what they mean when they say you need more colors in your diet.

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Michael_92 20

It's not!? Well ****...

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revolution4ever 14

Well when they have names like blueberry and grape how could you possibly resist eating them?

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tabbydionysis 18

You're right. She just wanted to taste the colors of the rainbow!

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

My favorite deliciously named crayons are peach, asparagus, blueberry, wintergreen, watermelon, and flesh.

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UnicornFarts 15

Can't forget macaroni and cheese.

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jondivey 9

Ha...ha....... uh ha.... Cannibal..... yeah.....

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TheBrochure 22

"Next time on 'My Strange Addiction'..."

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tomgun_fml 16

Lol didn't they already have an episode like that?

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

At least most crayons are non-toxic. She could have been eating dryer sheets.

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Branflakes78 13

Non-Toxic or not, its still gross and a tad werid cause shes 19

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laranicolebaby 25

I was thinking the exact same thing lol beat me to it

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allie2590 31

Maybe she's hoping to poop like a unicorn.

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Kallian_fml 21

Taste the rainbow! Shit the rainbow!

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Peeves_fml 17

Those crayon names sure sound appetizing though...peach, orange, cinnamon

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

My favorite deliciously named crayons are peach, asparagus, blueberry, wintergreen, watermelon, and flesh. Hehe.

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Epikouros 31

Yeah, it was funny the first time, Wednesday. BTW, don't eat asparagus, it makes your piss taste horrible.

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kurk626 11

I don't know about taste. .. but I heard it makes your piss smell horrible lol

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tommylover842 23

You can't tell the same joke twice. Didn't anyone ever teach you that 29?

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chuka81 27

We all have weird habbits. I chew my tongue every now and then.

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

That's not really as strange as eating crayons...

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Blaphlafagus 19

I chew my tongue all the time, in fact I was chewing it when I read this comment, I don't find it weird at all, eating crayons at 19 years old certainly is though

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hallix 21

At least she isn't using them as makeup?

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jondivey 9

"Do you like me now, huh??? Do you?!?! Yeah, what about if i do this." i hope someone gets the reference.

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SlapAndTickle 20

The one time I was wrongfully arrested I had to spend about 2 weeks in the local jail. Women actually did this for make-up. They had to remove them from the list of items you could buy. Don't even get me started on how they had a "fashion show" and torn their clothing for 'the runway'. They put all of us on lockdown. Crazy bitches.

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Lilxpie 18

#50 - All she wanted to know was why she couldn't get a boyfriend. XD

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