Miscellaneous: Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML

Is that so? So what do we get, GeezerBook? WrinklyFaceBook? Well I say **** that! We pay the bills, so you damn kids can get YOUR own shit! And get off my damn lawn!

iknowimawesome 13

Saturday 5 February 2011 20:16

Ahhh... the power of facebook.

MlKAYLA 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 20:18

Wow, just had to be Facebook. xD

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Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML

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Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

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Today, I was let go from a position that I spent 11 years pouring my heart into. I was fired for ranting in an group chat, after getting 37 minutes of sleep in two days. FML

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Today, I finished my project two weeks early. Now I am being laid off because there is no work to do. FML

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Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML

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