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By thisreallysucks77 - 01/05/2018 21:39

Today, I found out I have been banned from Target because the other night, after a lot of drinking, I went to Target, opened the automatic doors and screamed “I am a god! I can open doors with my mind!" I ran around the store singing I’m Too Sexy and sped off before the cops came. FML

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azouwa 26

Friday 4 May 2018 12:21

You deserved it. Your designated driver should of been watching you....

Jesse Wartnick 15

Tuesday 15 May 2018 14:02

I know, you ******* shitfuck.

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azouwa 26

Friday 4 May 2018 12:21

You deserved it. Your designated driver should of been watching you....

Jesse Wartnick 15

Wednesday 9 May 2018 23:47

He was. The ****** let me do it.

OnReceivingEnd 17

Thursday 10 May 2018 0:22

As soon as the story included alcohol, you get relegated to YDI country, you stupid lush.

Jesse Wartnick 15

Tuesday 15 May 2018 14:02

I know, you ******* shitfuck.

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