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By Bahhumbug - 22/12/2014 14:24 - Australia - Perth

Today, I found out I was the top ranking sales person for 2014. What did last year's winner receive? An all-expenses paid weekend holiday. What did I receive? A ham. I'm vegetarian. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 724
You deserved it 4 304

Same thing different taste

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Donate it to a homeless shelter. It may not have been a good gift for you but a whole ham will be the world to someone who doesn't have much

You're from Western Australia, I'm from New South Wales. I'm happy to take the ham, and it'll take about a weekend to drive here. So you can have an all expenses paid (by you) trip to deliver my ham!

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You got a ham when the last person got a vacation. That's not fair! It's an FML whether you're a vegetarian or not. It just makes it worse you received a prize you don't want to eat.