Love: Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My...

By Maddie - 20/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 913

You deserved it 5 631

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 955

You deserved it 3 489

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 835

You deserved it 225

By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 320

You deserved it 2 188

By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 447

You deserved it 3 120

Bye bye love

By sad sister - 27/07/2020 14:00

Today, after my younger sister always made a habit of using everything of mine, from clothes to shoes to jewelry, the list now includes my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 426

You deserved it 118

The movie of my life

By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 05:02

Today, I learnt my boyfriend has just been using me for character development for the last 5 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 866

You deserved it 146

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 034

You deserved it 3 761

By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 550

You deserved it 268

By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 615

You deserved it 88 915

By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 042

You deserved it 6 282

yourshootingstar 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:03

find someone else

shannonreneee 11

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:29

Omg, shut up about grammar for two seconds. This is a site where we laugh at people's misfortunes not to better our English. Chill out

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Vindishu 2

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:23

Your boyfriend is a champion.

jrstar 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:32

dump his ass

BossClarenda 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:26

damn .

krackednyc 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:17

that's one smart dude right there

justcruising 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 11:04

ok so I just made an account to say damn you are beautiful!!!! :)

oliviadavies 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 12:33

that is not good.!! you deserve better

julialoves0521 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:33

trader!!!!!!!!

mrsammy999 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:41

tell him to stop stealing your food jk tho that really sucks

Turbo_Kramit 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:18

weird. if he just went for your sister he could get the same food!

jmac82 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:29

What a frickin' stud. Your bf is awesome!

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Today, I have an HR meeting to discuss my team's performance. This is the same HR that refuses to hire more people because my department is full. The same HR that complains when tasks are completed late due to the team being overworked, yet refuses to take any suggestions. How do you give feedback to people like this? FML

I agree, your life sucks 451

You deserved it 76

Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 784

You deserved it 22 715

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Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 960

You deserved it 5 930

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 030

You deserved it 8 453

Today, I found my street parked car was crashed into overnight and is no longer able to be driven. I just spent $4k getting it fixed so I could sell it, and I only had it with me in the city because the day before someone tried to KIA Boys hack steal the other car I was driving, making that one unable to be driven. FML

I agree, your life sucks 697

You deserved it 117

Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 731

You deserved it 8 314

Today, I learned I have over $10,000 in debt, despite never owning a credit card. Apparently, my ex-roommate had been replying to the credit card offers I was receiving in the mail. That also explains my missing driver's license a few months back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 462

You deserved it 3 078

Today, I came to work with a huge hangover after a night out. I work as a marching band director, and guess who I had to conduct a sectional with? That's right, percussion. My head still hasn't stopped throbbing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 758

You deserved it 28 632

Same thing different taste

Bye bye love

The movie of my life

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