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By Maddie - 20/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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Bye bye love

By sad sister - 27/07/2020 14:00

Today, after my younger sister always made a habit of using everything of mine, from clothes to shoes to jewelry, the list now includes my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 05:02

Today, I learnt my boyfriend has just been using me for character development for the last 5 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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yourshootingstar 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:03

find someone else

shannonreneee 11

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:29

Omg, shut up about grammar for two seconds. This is a site where we laugh at people's misfortunes not to better our English. Chill out

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fmlmunkey 1

Friday 24 June 2011 3:43

So...what does he use your sister for? You?

babydesire_fml 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:52

to hell with him

Quall1357 0

Friday 24 June 2011 18:00

dump his ass!

AlwaysHaveFaith 0

Friday 24 June 2011 20:18

That's F*cked Up!!

ichiban44 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 22:20

Wuta looser

stinelol123 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 6:25

haha oh gawsh that's a burn

nyoungwv 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 8:29

I want food!

pandaran 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 11:21

Damn FYL. that sucks.

JessikaJule 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:24

wow, that sucks!! Find someone better, you don't need him.

racsistninja 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:04

You provide food, and your sister provides her crotch. What a wonderful arrangement....... Not really

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Same thing different taste

Bye bye love

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