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By Unlucky - 19/12/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - Bagworth

Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML

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By Foxy - 10/01/2010 17:36 - United States

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Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 19 December 2018 13:47

The gift that just keeps on giving!

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 19 December 2018 10:02

I hate when that happens....

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deathtiki 10

Wednesday 19 December 2018 4:51

First

whiskey'swino 15

Wednesday 19 December 2018 5:39

That burns!

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 19 December 2018 10:02

I hate when that happens....

fmlalldaynow 19

Monday 6 May 2019 3:10

wtf what do you mean when that happens you make it sound like it's a daily occurence

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 19 December 2018 13:47

The gift that just keeps on giving!

Bloo2555 22

Wednesday 19 December 2018 19:03

Ex should face some punishment for that.

ViviMage 39

Friday 21 December 2018 10:55

I hear ya. I'm hypersensitive to Flagyl myself, it works but I can't eat for 10 days.

KerbalTubeHD 5

Sunday 30 December 2018 13:14

Come to think of it, this guy hasn't been active on the website for a couple of days.

luvlu444 24

Sunday 20 January 2019 6:48

the best things in life are free...

DeceasedPhantom7 1

Sunday 17 March 2019 4:12

That's why you don't go back for seconds.

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