Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2021 17:01

Today, my grandma called me to see how my oral surgery went. She gave me a kiss over the phone, but when I tried to make the kiss sound back to her, the bandages got in the way and it came out as a fart sound. FML

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By NoThanksGrandma - 20/11/2011 07:37

Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Cat - 13/06/2010 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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By Nick - 05/06/2016 21:59

Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML

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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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By HonestlyVirgoHonesty - 01/05/2022 14:00

Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML

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flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:48

Your grandmother sounds fun XD

Geometric 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:55

Go grandma!! Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional :)

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flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:48

Your grandmother sounds fun XD

michaelaranda 28

Tuesday 10 September 2013 13:37

Op sounds even more awesome. Drinking with your grandmother? Now thats just badass.

steffi90 13

Tuesday 10 September 2013 17:46

grandma knows how to party!!

babyshanice 12

Wednesday 11 September 2013 7:55

She sounds cool as shit!!

BlueMoonCafe 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:49

At least she still knows how to have fun!

MGITSWFTC 17

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:53

Your grandmother got so wasted that she left her dentures at a bar. She is a party ANIMAL! But seriously though if she's having fun, what's wrong with it? Enjoy your grandmother, maybe you both can go bar-hopping sometime

KatieMajestic 17

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:54

1, What is up with your profile picture?

RainbowDashie140 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 12:21

A word of advice, don't ask that kind of stuff in the comments. Use the messaging system.

vucui 21

Tuesday 10 September 2013 12:22

Did you know your soul leaks out of your pupil? That's what seems to be going on. But no, seriously, it looks like they used grape jelly to make an interesting picture. Seems to have worked since it caught your eye.

ApollosMyth 22

Tuesday 10 September 2013 14:23

I'm pretty sure they originally said it was a leech, but it does sort of look like grape jelly like he said above.

jasmine2301 25

Tuesday 10 September 2013 14:41

Or #4 simply could have used the reply button, but still would have been thumbed down.

skellingtonfart 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:55

Oh, the last time my grandma took her teeth out, it absolutely scarred my little sister so she no longer does funny stuff like that, be glad your granny has a good sense of humour, there's nothing worse than meeting a sour old woman!

broderickc 13

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:55

She parties harder than I do.

Geometric 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:55

Go grandma!! Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional :)

purebliss_fml 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:56

Grandma knows how to party!

Rhian00 17

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:58

She sounds like a cool granny. I had a gran who was pretty fantastic and cool. I'm glad I knew her :)

MoronsAccount1 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:59

Forever young.

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