Love: Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my...

By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 22:52 - United States - Elgin

Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML

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By ghost? - 16/12/2012 08:31 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

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By Jonnyboo - 29/08/2009 12:13 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 16:07 - United States - San Leandro

Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 22:00

Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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Zigster94 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:07

you're better off without him. if he cares more about his bed than your tears, he isn't the right guy

jorygirly 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:09

what an ignorant selfish ingrate boyfriend. I've heard of guys having no feelings but this is out of control. Dump him

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Hotornot 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 14:28

he clearly doesn't deserve a person like you, and is not worth it

loserlife90 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:31

Dump him!

ibrakefordonuts 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:06

time for a new boyfreind! what a jerk seriously dont thnk about it.. DO IT DITCH HIM LEAVE HIM!!!!! you can do better. sorry about your grandma

Righty0 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 18:05

what an ass

hannahbbanana 5

Thursday 7 May 2009 21:17

get a new boyfriend. ha

ohaiisup 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:54

i hope you dumped his ass.

soozin 0

Friday 8 May 2009 3:20

#2 and everyone else has it. What a mofo.

Tikal_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 11:45

That's pretty insensitive.

Ellie_42 0

Friday 8 May 2009 19:59

What a jerk. Dump him.

Truan_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 8:08

it's what you get for having an asshole boyfriend.

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