Science, bitch!

By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
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"A bit dim" is an understatement. Your son is a stupid bastard who needs to go back to school and learn about genetics.

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"A bit dim" is an understatement. Your son is a stupid bastard who needs to go back to school and learn about genetics.

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Is the other twin any smarter?

I'm so confused they sound stupid enough to be children but he's old enough to have a wife 😄