Health: Today, I found out one of my friends had never seen the "Two...

By shameonme - 01/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Nampa

Today, I found out one of my friends had never seen the "Two Girls, One Cup" video, so I loaded it up and told him to watch it. I knew he was squeamish, but I didn't expect him to actually pass out. He cracked his head on the side of my desk and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2012 20:38 - Netherlands

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML

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By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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By jpaylay - 10/05/2023 00:00

Today, while watching YouTube, I was drinking when something funny happened. I laughed, choked, and threw up all over the floor. FML

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By dafuqdidisee - 19/05/2013 06:30 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By RectalSteve - 10/09/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML

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By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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By TeachAllTheMath - 10/11/2017 22:08

Today, a 5th grader tapped me on the shoulder and whispered, “Don’t ever watch Two Girls, One Cup. Trust me.” While I appreciate the advice, I am dreading the phone call home. FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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tyler_the_asiann 16

Saturday 2 April 2016 8:45

"So, how did you crack your head?" ..um.. Well you see...

bonbon1559 19

Saturday 2 April 2016 8:48

You're gonna be paying for the hospital bill & the therapy sessions.

Comments

ScottyDavis 6

Sunday 3 April 2016 6:41

Geez some of you need to calm the **** down. He's not an asshole. My friend showed me it a few years ago and ya it made me a lil uneasy but whatever it's just a video. Some of y'all need to take the stick out of your asses.

XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Sunday 3 April 2016 12:01

What the actual **** did I watch

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 3 April 2016 21:19

You mean you actually watched it????

mary_13 26

Sunday 3 April 2016 13:33

You knew he was a wimp so you should have been prepared for something like this. P.S. I know people might not like that I called that dude a wimp but seriously he is.

catherinecas 30

Monday 4 April 2016 1:39

If getting sick over someone eating shit and then vomiting it into another human being's mouth makes me a wimp, I will wear that title with pride.

shanannygians07 28

Monday 4 April 2016 0:01

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idekanymorefam 3

Monday 4 April 2016 0:32

oh so that's the story you're going with not the "I smashed my friends head against the side of my desk because he's a lying bastard" *jokes*

laurelfire 15

Monday 4 April 2016 5:57

I've never seen it either, and I have no intention to. If anyone tried to make me I would fight them.

laughingmaniac 13

Tuesday 17 May 2016 16:15

I have watched that I'm scarred for life

laughingmaniac 13

Tuesday 17 May 2016 16:23

Guys just knock the **** off he didn't know his friend would hurt himself he just wanted to see his reaction. So shut the **** up people and stop acting like he pushed his friend no it's not his fault ??