Miscellaneous: Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking,...

By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 18:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML

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By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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Cool moves

By Juanna - 13/01/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in a park when I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I'd stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML

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Face it!

By MooCow - 13/07/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML

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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2022 18:00

Today, I went with my family to visit my aunt, who lives on a farm. My brother told me that cows are ticklish and convinced me to go up and tickle one of the cows. The cow clearly wasn’t a fan, and I ended up being chased right into a lake. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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Not so smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 09:11 - United States - Sanford

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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melons 44

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:34

Cowadunga, dude.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:30

Cute story for the grandkids ;)

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coming back in the future 30

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:29

That's a shitt- *everyone shoots me*

friedpwnadge 25

Saturday 2 April 2016 4:18

*bang*

UserError94 18

Saturday 2 April 2016 6:20

*Thwangggg* Sorry, used a bow

CaptainSmith28 19

Saturday 2 April 2016 7:05

If you're gonna do it, don't half-ass it. You gotta say "That's a shitty situation," and be prepared for the consequences.

yankesik 16

Saturday 2 April 2016 13:26

The arrow cut him off mid-sentence.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:30

Cute story for the grandkids ;)

UserError94 18

Saturday 2 April 2016 6:34

"And that's not the only pie I received that day kids! Then YOU were conceived :)"

nominaski 25

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:31

FYL

Dick_diamond 22

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:33

If only there was a button for that

Dick_diamond 22

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:31

Bet that ruined the moooood..

Mathalamus 24

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:34

ew. i hope your date help you out of that mess. stupid rabbit.

Govcheeze 18

Saturday 2 April 2016 3:02

uh no, its SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE 4 KIDS

Miss_Whipped 43

Saturday 2 April 2016 4:02

Silly rabbit, trips are for kids!!

intertk555 11

Saturday 2 April 2016 4:29

melons 44

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:34

Cowadunga, dude.

The_Avatar 22

Saturday 2 April 2016 4:22

I have never laughed so hard at an fml comment. You win.

Estelle101_fml 13

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:38

I'm guessing you guys didn't meet on farmers only, but hang on tight op, he might be the one.

nominaski 25

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:38

FYL

ulissey_fml 22

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:39

You met the real Easter Bunny , then you got a free organic beauty mask. I bet he had lots of other nice and exciting things all prepared for you . I'm jealous.