By samantha - 17/08/2019 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
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Emiweb 9

Unless you do actually want to have children one day (in which case, this totally sucks) then this sounds ideal. No more pills messing with your hormones.

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CoriCat 25

Naturally or because of the birth control? Not that it’s any of my business, I’m just concerned

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Emiweb 9

I'm sure birth control doesn't cause infertility. If it did, it wouldn't be easy to get or stay on long term. I'm no doctor, though.

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colderthanyou 15

No, birth control doesn’t cause infertility

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mekiswrite 21

Some types of birth control cause temporary "infertility", making it harder to get pregnant immediately after stopping birth control.

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Emiweb 9

Unless you do actually want to have children one day (in which case, this totally sucks) then this sounds ideal. No more pills messing with your hormones.

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Traveling_Book 9

That’s what I was thinking. The way this is worded it sounds almost like a positive thing but I’m not sure. The FML being she was worried for nothing?

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RichardPencil 30

Well, I take vitamins probably for no reason. There’s most likely no chance that I’d have a vitamin deficiency, but I’m paranoid about it anyways. We’re twinsies, practically.

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xica_sp4ever 18

Did a man really just compare him taking a multivitamin to infertility?

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RichardPencil 30

No, I compared the multivitamin to birth control, and infertility to vitamin deficiency. Now, don’t you agree my analogy is spot-on?

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tounces7 27

He gets off on getting a rise out of people, and you pretty well fell for it hook line and sinker.

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ojosRojos 28

Girl PREACH. My husband and I have been trying for over a year and a half and are now going to a fertility clinic. What a waste it was to worry about (and pay for) birth control and condoms for the 10 years before that!

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Mooglefox 23

Happy for you that you don’t have to worry about birth control, but sorry as well

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childlessmother 16

I’m not sure if I should say sorry or congratulations. As a woman I want to say sorry that you will never feel the joy of pregnancy. Good news at least there is adoption

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honestjane 22

There are plenty of women who don't want the joys of pregnancy. I was miserable and felt like I had the flu the whole time. And both of my children were conceived while I was on birth control. If she doesn't want kids, she's right to be paranoid. And she should still take precautions just in case.

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TheCrazedHare 7

I'm so sorry, maybe this will make you feel better. I had 2 friends. the first one was told she could never carry a child to term, she kept.losing the child, (lemme say this was also the 70/80's) she got pregnant, but instead of changing her life style she said **** it because she didnt think it would stay like every other but because she never stopped smoking his birth weight was low and she kept him to term. ( not advocating smoking just saying) also had an aunt who was told shed never have children, had tried for years, told her she was infertile, she has 2 children, 17, 8 years old. boy and a girl. I know that can suck but humans are weird and crazy things happen if you want children don't give up hope. plus you could always borrow a close relatives eggs? that way the Gene's are still close. also side note, sucks you spent that money when not needed, but still be safe from any std/sti's

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AmbrosiaFan 18

I'm sorry to hear that but doctors are not the end all be all to your body... I've known "infertile" couples who conceive and carry to term. I know people who were told they'd most likely not get pregnant without medical intervention watching their eight year old go to school tomorrow. I know people who became "infertile" from birth control.

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pandaandthepitty 12

I always thought that would be my luck too, since I do everything possible to make sure I'll never get pregnant. I'd have wasted so much money on birth control and having my hormones messed up all the time. I'd love that.

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